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Year: 1989
Country: USA
Genre: Documentary, Adult, Comedy, Sex, Outtakes, Hardcore, Blooper Reel
Length: 1:10:46
Language: English
Directed by: Bobby Hollander
Description: Sixty nine. A telling number, don't you think? that's the complete cast listing for this fascinating new video from Gourmet. A highly abridged sampling can be found above this review, and I'm sure you'll agree there isn't a bad apple in the bunch. Kudos to Ron Wasserman for assembling the results from the inexhaustible supply of way footage from the Gourmet vaults. Wacky World is a far cry form just another blooper reel-aside from the flubbed lines, failed erections, and impossible-to-maintain positions, this item also provides a (pardon the pun) penetrating look behind the scenes of the adult film business. Of particular interest are snippets where Ron Jeremy gets quite pissed when the cameras roll before his famous hard-on gets hard, and director Bobby Hollander scolds the cast for too much chatter and not enough obeying his commands. Herchel Savage imparts his philosophy of love to Misty Regan in between takes, not realizing his comments are captured on tape forever. A must see for hardcore fans!
Video quality: DVDRip
Video Format: AVI
Video Codec: XviD
Audio Codec: MP3
Video: AVI, 560x416, 29 FPS, 168 kbps, 12 bit, XviD
Audio: LameMP3, 59 kbit / s
Size:700 MB

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Jessica Lynn [Facial]
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Actresses

Alyssa Allure (as Alicia Allure)
Angelica Sin [Anal DP]
Anna Malle [Facial]
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Teri Starr
NonSex Performers
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Randy Spears
Rich Handsome
Ron Jeremy
NonSex Performers
Joel Lawrence
Ron Vogel
Steve Austin

Originally called Throbin Hood released in 1998

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Sheri is not a typical court concubine. She must
keep the emperor happy but she must not lay him
or it will be fatal, or so it goes. She tells him five
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and their love interest Lotus Blossom. Of two royal
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ritual. Of the stable boy and his two captive
wenches. And finally... of the emperor himself,
which proves to be the most satisfying of all. Our
position is lotus. Your postion is right in front of
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Sex is My Business

Sex Is My Business (1974)

Rating: unrated Runtime: 8 Language: Silent Country: UK Color: Color IMDb Link: unlisted Director: Harrison Marks Cast: Mary Millington Description: A more historically important Marks film, that was shot for his Maximus company circa 1974, but later sold by Kelerfern was Sex is My Business (a.k.a. Sex Shop), notable for starring a pre-fame Mary Millington. Sex is My Business was shot late on a Saturday night at a sex shop, located on London's Coventry Street. The storyline concerns a powerful aphrodisiac being dropped by a customer, whose potency renders the shops' staff and customers sex crazy. Millington is the films main focus of attention, playing a member of staff who drags a customer into the back room for some multi-position sex, thoughtfully turning on the shops CCTV camera so others can watch. Marks' wife Toni, also has a small, non-sex role in the film. Harrison Marks' involvement in the film was not well known, and was only discovered when a super 8mm print of the film was privately transferred to DVD in 2008. Curiously Marks claimed never to have worked with Millington prior to making Come Play With Me in 1977, and he would appear to have forgotten about making the film. “Sex is My Business was something of a British sex film mystery, advertised in 1970s porn magazines as a 8mm film starring Mary Millington, the film was known by title to Millington collectors but little could be found out about the film itself, and unlike Millington’s early John Lindsay shorts (Miss Bohrloch, Betrayed, Oral Connection etc etc) the film was never transferred to video or resurfaced as an internet download. Last year however an intriguing bit of information came my way; an actor/model who worked for the legendary glamour photographer, pornographer and piss artist George Harrison Marks in the 1970s remembered that Marks had made a soft core short with a pre-fame Millington that was filmed in 1974 and “set in a sex-shop just off Leicester Sq in London”, but he could not remember the title. Coincidentally a fellow film collector (the real hero of this story) had a film on Super 8mm called Sex Shop which was sold to him as ‘Starring Mary Millington’. There was no box cover, just “Sex Shop” written on a sticker on the box, but he didn’t have the equipment to play the Super 8mm film. Interesting, while he was still alive Harrison Marks claimed he couldn’t recall filming Mary prior to making Come Play With Me in 1977, something that was backed up by his estate which could find no evidence of them working together prior to that date either. The mystery deepened.I found a website that could transfer 8mm and Super 8mm to DVD, and passed the URL onto my fellow film collector with the mystery 8mm film (albeit telling him to check the company was OK about handing possible pornographic material… after all none of us knew what on earth was on that 8mm film, softcore???, hardcore??? someone’s holiday home-movie???, sod all???.) Finally however the film came back transferred to DVD, and did indeed turn out to be the enigmatic Sex is My Business directed by Harrison Marks for his Maximus company and starring the one and only Mary Millington. Sex is My Business opens with some choice shots of mid-70s London at night, with exterior shots of the film’s sex shop setting along with other bits of neon scenery including a marquee advertising Danny La Rue. Due to some bad editing Harrison Marks’ hand is also captured for posterity, directing the cameraman which way to pan. Once the film goes inside, Marks gives you a guided tour of a mid-seventies sex shop, with signs on the wall advertising crotch-less panties and other sex aids. In a self-referencing touch, the peep show booths in the shop are showing “Sex is My Business” and another Marks 8mm film called Santa’s Coming (shot sometime in the late sixties/early seventies, I suspect Santa’s Coming was the ‘inspiration’ for the blue film parody in Lindsay Anderson’s O Lucky Man, but thats another investigation). Enter Mary Millington as a member of the shop’s staff, whose unorthodox uniforms consist of see-through dresses that end way before their crotches. Anyway, never mind the plot, heres the narrative excuse for the sex: a customer drops a bottle of a aphrodisiac on the floor, which turns the staff and the customers sex crazy. It must be good stuff, as most of them start having it off right there and then in the shop. Mary at least manages to drag a customer to the back room for some multi-position sex, thoughtfully turning on the shop’s CCTV camera, so that another member of staff, a black girl with a huge afro straight out of a blaxploitation movie, can watch them making out. Quite how Marks forgot he filmed Mary in this, is anyone’s guess, while the film is …..ahem something of an “ensemble” piece, Mary is the films main focus of attention and even though the film is soft core, remains a highly sexual presence throughout. Particularly memorable are the shots of her, quite literally, making love to the camera, ending with a huge CU of her tonguing the camera. My theory is that sometime in 1975/1976 Marks sold a number of his 8mm films to David Sullivan, who then advertised them in his own magazines and those of others. 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